Amazon‘s App of the Day, The Office Jerk!
Whether you work in an office big or small, every office has a jerk. It could be the boss, a co-worker, or the mail room clerk. This app will let you do all those things you day dreamed about to get through the day. Without the side affect of being fired. Read on below for full details!
Working in an office sure can be boring, and it doesn’t help when some do-good know-it-all sits across from you all day. You know the type–he runs to the boss when you do something wrong, complains when you get the last bag of chips in the snack room, or takes credit for your good ideas. No longer will you sit back and take it! Grab whatever you have nearby–a crumpled piece of paper, a mug, a shiny red stapler–and wipe that smirk off his face in this feel-good app. Unleash your interoffice rage and embrace your inner jerk in Office Jerk for your Android device.
Tired of the mundane daily routine your office has in store each day? If you’ve got a case of the Mondays, or if you’re just tired of people asking if you’ve got a case of the Mondays, this app is for you. Mix things up by doing something you should probably never do in real life–hurling everything on your desk at your neighbor! Vent your frustration without risking a trip to the unemployment line in this casual game.
Your coworker isn’t exactly a nice guy, so there’s no need to feel bad about torturing him–he deserves it! Just look at him. He’s been typing at his desk all day and all he’s accomplished is a measly pie chart to try and impress the boss. He has an “I heart my boss” coffee mug which he prominently displays during meetings. He–wait, what was that? Did he just pat the picture of him and his cat? Teach this dorky dud a lesson and have some fun at his expense.
You’ll start the game off with a small piece of crumpled paper on your desk. It’s just begging you to toss it at the back of his head, so give it a throw. Simply place your finger on the object and flick upward to toss the item at your scrawny colleague. Tap on any of the many items on your desk to load up an even more destructive weapon.
• Paper: Start off by going easy and hurling a light piece of paper his way.
• Stapler: This red stapler was made for throwing, and that’s just what you’ll do.
• Coffee Mug: Turn this simple ceramic mug into a weapon of justice.
• Pencil: Pencil pushing is for fools–pencil tossing is for you.
• Eraser: Erase the smile from his face with this seemingly harmless item.
• Pie: Satisfy your urge to shove a pie in his face and listen as it splats.
• Egg: Crack a yolk over his head as he continues to tediously type.
• TNT: Overkill? Yes. Destructively fun? Double yes.
While the obvious goal here is to smack the smart-aleck in the head, the office environment gives you even more options. Knock over his precious picture, crack his monitor, and cause some chaos in the office. Hit him in the back of the head to make him see stars, give him an instant lump, or make him turn around so you can get a direct hit while he’s looking. See how many times in a row you can hit him to rack up a high score. Your current score is displayed on a day-to-day calendar pad with the best score directly underneath.
The environment and sounds that surround you in Office Jerk really bring the game to life. You’ll hear office chatter in the background, phones ringing, people typing, and scanners scanning. Throw an object too far and you might crack some glass or break a picture. Your office rival will smirk and you’ll hear him chuckle if you toss an object and miss. Don’t worry though, he’s not going anywhere. Toss another object and wait for that sweet sound of success when it hits the back of his head.
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